Hey beautiful, It’s me.
Simon Leviev, the prince of Diamonds.
Sophie, I hope this message finds you well. I have something amazing to share with you.
You know how much I care for you and how much I want to make you happy, right? Well, I have a surprise for you. How do you feel about Greece?
Just you and me, snacking on greek food while enjoying perfect early summer weather during boat rides on the Mediterranean and appreciating antiquity.
I have a private jet waiting for us. Yes, you heard me right. A private jet.
Option 1: Mykonos
I mean, scenic — beautiful, cool, fun, and antiquity. And reasonably convenient for you. Just seems like a beautiful place to have a great time
Update: My enemies are after me.
You deserve nothing less than the best. But there is one thing I need to ask you. It's nothing serious, don't worry.
It's just that my credit card is temporarily blocked for security reasons. So I was wondering if you could do me a small favor and open a new credit card under your name for me to use during our trip?
And because of my enemies, we can no longer be seen in Greece. But do not worry my dear—I have another way we can be together.
Option 2: Nashville to New Orleans
This is a fun one. Nashville is “Music City” and home of Honkey Tonk and kind of the Hollywood of the country scene. Plus its got a great comedy scene and just a really fun mix of kitsch and genuine culture.
And New Orleans — You know how I feel about NOLA. And I know you dream about it. Plus its Jazz Fest. And it’s always spooky and full of parades. And on the way (it’s about a 7 hour drive) there’s also Grace Land to visit Elvis, or the Jack Daniel’s Distillery, or even Dollywood — the Dolly Parton owned amusement park.
Doesn't that sound like a dream come true? I have already booked everything for us. A luxury car, a suite at the best hotels, reservations at the finest restaurants.
All you have to do is send me $100,000. It’s just a precaution. I promise I will pay you back as soon as possible.
You know you can trust me, right?
Update:
Why have you not sent me money?
Don’t be my enemy. You will lose.
I am homeless king.
Update:
You’ll not be going to these places with Simon Levive.
Instead you can go to one of them with Dave. You’ll be flying commercial.